A Woman’s Guide to Driving Men Crazy

I often get bored, a reason I shop and buy anything and everything new and colourful.Few days back while chatting with a friend she offered me a list of things I can do when boredom sets in. With the list a separate guide, I opened the document and was a bit amazed at the text - 'A woman's guide to driving men crazy' - Why i asked? Who needs to have this list? Why do women have to drive men crazy?

My friend replies "It's fun"

Me: Fun, how?

Her: Well, somehow it please every woman to drive men crazy. It's just like a hurt back thing; men hurt women so that's simply a good means to reciprocate.

Me: I'm speechless.

We ended the discussion right there while I starting a thorough mind search within me. Later that night, I called couple friends to seek their opinion on why women should drive men crazy OR do they have to do at all?

I got some replies, others said they'll mail me(they're probably writing an essay about it).

Here, I share the guide. Please go through and let me know your sincere opinion.

For me, I think it's mean but fun too (yes, I tried it)

1. Do not say what you mean. Ever.
2. Be ambiguous. Always.
3. Cry. Cry often.
4. Bring things up that were said, done, or thought years, months, or decades ago...or with other boyfriends.
5. Make them apologize for everything.
6. Stash feminine products in their cars, backpacks and in their books as cute reminders that you were thinking of them.
7. Look them in the eye and start laughing.
8. Get mad at them for everything.
9. Discuss your period in front of them. Watch them squirm.
10. Demand to be called or e-mailed. Often. Whine when they don't comply.
11. When complimented, make sure to be paranoid. Take nothing at face value.
12. Use daddy as a weapon. Tell them about his gun collection, his quick trigger finger, and his affection for his Little Princess.
13. Be late for everything. Yell if they're late.
14. Talk about your ex-boyfriend 24 - 7. Compare and contrast.
15. Make them guess what you want and then get mad when they're wrong.
16. Plan little relationship anniversaries, i.e. the monthly anniversary of the time you saw each other in the library...for five minutes. Then get mad at them for forgetting. Then cry.
17. Gather many female friends and dance to "I Will Survive" while they are present. Sing all the words. Sing to them. Sing loud.
18. Constantly claim you're fat. Ask them. Then cry, regardless of their answer.
19. Leave out the good parts in stories.
20. Make them wonder. Confusion is a good thing.
21. Criticize the way they dress.
22. Criticize the music they listen to.
23. Ignore them. When asked, "What's wrong?" tell them that if they don't know, you're not going to tell them.
24. Try to change them.
25. Try to mold them.
26. Try to get them to dance.
27. When they screw up, never let them forget it.
28. Make them stay at religious services until they are close tofainting...just because.
29. Blame everything on PMS.
30. Whenever there is silence ask them, "What are you thinking?"
31. Read into everything..
32. Over-analyze everything.



Please, drop your comments.

IT'S 2FACE AGAIN!

Africa's finest, 2face Idibia proves yet again that he is in fact, truly unstoppable. While a few vocal critics have labored to convince the public that the singer's current album is less than the brilliant piece of artistic work that is, award platforms, an important quality indicator, have continued to prove that the opposite is actually case.
Fresh from emerging double winner at the SMVA, after snagging 3 nominations (and 2 more in collaborative categories) at the Hip-hop World Awards, the album has earned the artist yet another three nods at the African Music Awards (UK) 2009 scheduled for the 17th of October.
2face is in the running for Best West African Artist, Best Hip-hop Song (Enter the Place) and Best Music Video. In their nomination notification letter signed by Christoph Von Kretschmer, the organizers stated thus: “We believe 2Face will add value to the awards ceremony, as well as helping in exposing the incredible richness of African music and culture to the outside world.”
2face expressed gratitude to God Almighty and the faithful fans who continue to support him through rough and smooth. “This is yet another reason to be thankful. I feel so blessed and grateful. We go just dey carry dey go like that. No shaking.”
Besides the nominations 2face is billed to perform at the awards to be staged at multi million pound venue, Troxy in London and fans can look forward to yet another show-stopping performance.